"More Rejected Sate Mottos" joke

ALABAMA: Hell, yes, we have electricity!

ALASKA: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

ARIZONA: But it's a dry heat!

ARKANSAS: Literacy ain't everything!

CALIFORNIA: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda!

COLORADO: If you don't ski, don't bother!

CONNECTICUT: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedys don't own it yet!

DELAWARE: We really do like the chemicals in our water!

FLORIDA: Home of the headless drivers!

GEORGIA: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism!

HAWAII: Haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki Toru. (Death to mainland scum, leave your money.)

IDAHO: More than just potatoes. .. well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good!

ILLINOIS: Please don't pronounce the "S"!

INDIANA: Two billion years tidal wave free!

IOWA: We do amazing things with corn!

KANSAS: First of the rectangle states!

KENTUCKY: Five million people; fifteen last names!

LOUISIANA: We're not ALL drunk Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign!

MAINE: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster!

MARYLAND: If you can dream it, we can tax it!

MASSACHUSETTS: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)!

MICHIGAN: First line of defense from the Canadians!

MINNESOTA: 10,000 lakes. .. and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes!

MISSISSIPPI: Come and feel better about your own state!

MISSOURI: Your federal flood relief tax dollars hard at work!

MONTANA: Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right-wing crazies, and very little else!

NEBRASKA: Ask about our state motto contest!

NEVADA: Hookers and poker!

NEW HAMPSHIRE: Go away and leave us alone!

NEW JERSEY: You want a ##$%##! motto? I got yer ##$%##! motto right here!

NEW MEXICO: Lizards make excellent pets!

NEW YORK: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney. ..

NORTH CAROLINA: Tobacco is a vegetable!

NORTH DAKOTA: We really are one of the 50 states!

OHIO: Home of Lake Erie and the "mistake-by-the-lake" (Cleveland)!

OKLAHOMA: Like the play, only no singing!

OREGON: Spotted owl. .. it's what's for dinner!

PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with coal!

RHODE ISLAND: We're not REALLY an island!

SOUTH CAROLINA: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender!

SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota!

TENNESSEE: The edjucashun state!

TEXAS: Si' hablo Ingles!

UTAH: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!

VERMONT: Yep!

VIRGINIA: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?

WASHINGTON: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers!

WASHINGTON, D.C.: Wanna be mayor?

WEST VIRGINIA: One big happy family. .. really!

WISCONSIN: Come cut the cheese!

WYOMING: Where men are men. .. and the sheep are scared!