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    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers.
    The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER." Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are both nuts.
    Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale listed below to determine you tax.
    Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z, line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.
    Very truly yours,
    10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50. 00
    8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25. 00
    6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15. 00
    4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5. 00
    Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
    Please do not request an extension.


    The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time is is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.

    Effective January 1st, 1999, your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

    10-12'' Luxury Tax $30.00
    8-10'' Privilege Tax $15.00
    5-8'' Nuisance Tax $3.00
    Males exceeding 12'' must file under Capital Gains.
    Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a refund.

    Pecker Checker

    We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

    * Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
    * What if one's penis is self-employed?
    * Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
    * Are more...

    There is a tax on sex... it's called' children'.

    How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1. 00 mistake in an expense report?

    Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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