"Men who are bald at front of their heads are good..." joke

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!