"Melting Ice in Chicago" joke

Chicago saw warmer temperatures Friday, and most of the remaining ice on the ground has now melted. Area residents say they would be more excited, but someone keeps artificially cooling the ice where the Blackhawks play.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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He hits his nose.

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
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