"Magical Bridge" joke

There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she turned into a dove. Next went the brunette. "I wish I was a dolphin!" and poof she turned into a dolphin. Next came the blonde. She ran as fast as she could and said "I wish I was....she noticed her shoelace was untied and said "CRAP!" and she turned into crap.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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