"Knock Knock" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

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