"Knock Knock - Lois" joke

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...