"Knock Knock - Lois" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lois!
Lois who?
Lois the man on the totem pole!
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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