"Knock Knock - Lois" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lois!
Lois who?
Lois the man on the totem pole!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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