Lois Jokes

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Lois who?
    Lois the man on the totem pole!

    Dave and Lois, both elderly residents at a retirement home, found that the more time they spent together, the friendlier they got with each other. As time went on, they were really beginning to enjoy each other's company. After a few weeks of getting to know each other, Dave said, "I realize we're both old and can't do much sexually any longer, but if I pulled my penis out, would you hold it?"
    Not seeing anything wrong with his request, Lois agreed.
    Each day for the next month they would sit on a park bench by the lake and Lois would hold Dave's penis. One day, Dave didn't show up at their regular meeting place. Concerned that something may have happened to him, Lois set out to search for him.
    Further down the lake she spotted Dave sitting on a bench with another woman beside him. She quickly walked up to the bench and was shocked to see Dave's penis in the other woman's hand.
    Upset, Lois yelled at Dave, "We've been together for a few months now. I more...

    Superman is back... and no, he’s not gay. It seems that he did knock boots with Lois Lane.
    Question: When he exclaimed, "Say my name" to Lois in bed, which name did he prefer to hear?

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