"I've been in love with the same" joke

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!