"Indian watch" joke
A cowboy is riding on the plains. He comes across an Indian buck naked lying on his back with a huge erection.
Disgusted he asked "What in the hell are you doing?"
The Indian looked at the shadow of his dick and said "It's 1:00 p.m."
The cowboy rode on. Soon he ran into another Indian. He was lying on his back naked with a hugh erection. The cowboy again asked "What in the hell are you doing?"
The Indian looked at the shadow and said "It's now 2:30 p.m."
The cowboy rode on. Later he came upon third Indian. He was lying on his back buck naked whacking himself off.
The cowboy asked "Jesus Christ! What are you doing?"
The Indian replied "I'm winding my watch."
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