"If life is a waste of time" joke

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.