"A weekend wasted isn" joke
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out in more...
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0. 666 Number of the more...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...