"If it weren’t for the moustache you’d look" joke
A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.
“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the moustache you’d look just like my wife!”
“But I don’t have a moustache!” protests the other.
“See what I mean?” he replies.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.