"If it weren’t for the moustache you’d look" joke

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the moustache you’d look just like my wife!”

“But I don’t have a moustache!” protests the other.

“See what I mean?” he replies.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
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Anonym:the wife has the moustache
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Anonym:i dnt get it lol..explain
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