"Humpty dumpty" joke

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from
Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by Alfredo Pinchi, a notorious
local slumlord, and a baby was born.

"There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw,"
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There once was a magical bridge. A wise man told a blonde, brunette, and a red head that if they ran across it and wished to be any thing it would happen. So the next day all three of them went to the bridge. The red head went first. "I wish I was a dove!" and poof she more...

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