"What did the baby dolphin do when " joke

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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