"How does a group of dolphin's make " joke

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

368
193

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

803
616

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

463
212

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

197
69

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

397
115
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
no name:omg all yu wished for christmas is a hairline!
0
0
(0)
kally:willy willy
1
0
(0)
Rachel:Hey I'm a blonde
Funny Joke? 122 vote(s). 67% are positive. 3 comment(s).