"Height Problems" joke

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said:"Go visit the Dwarven Town. It's full of dwarfs. Find any dwarf, and ask him if he'll marry you. Every time a dwarf says' no,' you grow 10 cm shorter!"The lady did as she was told. She went to the Dwarven Town, and found a dwarf, and asked if he would marry her. He refused. She found herself 10 cm shorter. She quickly repeated this act another time on another dwarf. Now 180 cm tall, she decided to ask one more dwarf then go home. She boldly walked up to a dwarf and asked if he would marry her. The dwarf replied:"No, no, no, no, no...! I don't want to marry a tall person like you! You're too tall! No, no, no, no, no!"

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

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