"Yo mama's So Stupid" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy."
"So more...

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Jackoby:Yo hairline is like a boomerang. It flies but never returns back.
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Jackoby:yo hairline look like a a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow
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kian:your funnyx
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Theresa:i thought you would like this one. I laugh my ass off
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Anonym:lolz
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Anonym:Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
Funny Joke? 126 vote(s). 63% are positive. 6 comment(s).