"Yo mama's So Stupid" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...

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Jackoby:Yo hairline is like a boomerang. It flies but never returns back.
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Jackoby:yo hairline look like a a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow
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kian:your funnyx
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Theresa:i thought you would like this one. I laugh my ass off
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Anonym:lolz
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Anonym:Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
Funny Joke? 127 vote(s). 63% are positive. 6 comment(s).