"Yo mama's So Stupid" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Jackoby:Yo hairline is like a boomerang. It flies but never returns back.
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Jackoby:yo hairline look like a a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow
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kian:your funnyx
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Theresa:i thought you would like this one. I laugh my ass off
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Anonym:lolz
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Anonym:Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
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