"Your momma so stupid" joke

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Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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