"Your momma so stupid" joke

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!