"Handy bear" joke
A bear walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar.
"Can i get you anything mate?", says the barman.
"yeah, ill have a pint of fosters and a... packet of peanuts please!"
With that the bloke looks at the bear as he hands him the pint and says "ay maye, whats with the huge pause?"
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
funniest F****** joke ever
byya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
Dick (explicit)
byOn Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next more...
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.