"Great Jewish Movies never made!" joke
Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful dates.
Girls, Interrupted - Women's section of Shul shusshed during davening (prayers).
The Seder House Rules - Zaydie lays down the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman reveals secret recipes.
The Six Cents - Three Jews each put in their two-cents' worth.
Snow Falling on Seders - Unexpected storm disrupts Passover.
Supernova - Space scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dreydel Will Rock - Chanukah toy comes alive.
Sleepy Hallah - On Friday night, father fills up on bread, dozes off.
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.
The Whole Nine Yids - Struggling shul waits for tenth.
The Green Mohel - Young man performs first circumcision
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts discover hamantaschen filling, not green cheese, on lunar surface.
Gonif with the Wind - A thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara through a forged deed.
The Putzman Rings Twice - A mohel murder mystery
Schnorer Rae - A freeloader tries to get in on the union movement
Balaboosta Cockburn - John Wayne's wife memorizes Grossinger cookbook
The Good, the Chabbad, and the Ugly - A kosher noodle western
Moby Dreck - Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale
The Cincinnati Yid - Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings to start a reform congregation
Litvak Big Man - Dustin Hoffman learns that his parents are an American Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer - Paul Newman and Robert Redford do some standup shtick while they rob their victims.
Bridge over the River Kvetch - The extras complain that whistling the theme song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips
The Creature from the Black Latke - An overdone potato pancake turns into a monster
Mamza Poppins - A talented nanny has questions about her birth legitimacy
The Matzo Candidate - Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking it's always Passover
Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington - Jimmy Stewart thinks he's still filming Harvey
Driedls of the Lost Ark - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games
Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Neither the waitress nor the old Hebrew school can be found
Borscht-time for Bonzo - Ronald Regan tries to train an Ashkenazy monkey
Singing in the Ch'rain - Gene Kelly gets horseradish on his umbrella
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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...