"God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say ..." joke

God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive russian roulette with a fully loaded gun

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