"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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