"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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