"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors