"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...