"French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forwar..." joke

French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Anonym:I about pissed laughing when I read this!
Funny Joke? 4 vote(s). 100% are positive. 2 comment(s).