"Flying is not" joke

Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

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