"Flies In The Beer" joke

An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands themover, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.The Englishman looksdisgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.The Scotsman picks out thefly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in tothe glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit itout, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?
A: to get to the other side.
Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?
A: to get his motorbike back!

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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what do you call a safe paki?
Asif

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Q. What do you call a paki on the moon?
A. A problem.
Q. What do you call ten paki's on the moon?
A. A bit bigger problem.
Q. What do you call a hundred paki's on the moon?
A. A pretty big problem.
Q. What do you call a thousand paki's on the moon?
A. more...

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