"Dumb blonde" joke

A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde aren't you?" The girl says: "Yeah." The doctor says: "Your finger's broken."

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...

6
2

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.' What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab more...

23
11

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

42
8

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

73
35

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

84
17
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
1
0
(0)
Anonym:well i think its funny no need to use bad language over a joke gosh get over your self and get a life!!!!
2
0
(0)
Anonym:that was the lamest joke i have ever hear!!! and your not a badassbitch... you cant even tell a good joke
0
2
this one is not worthy show
1
1
(0)
Ace:The doctor must be blonde if (s)he has to ask her if she's a blonde or not. -.-
0
2
this one is not worthy show
2
3
(0)
Anonym:good one, badass
2
2
(0)
Funny J:Nice one :)
Funny Joke? 47 vote(s). 62% are positive. 9 comment(s).