"Deaf" joke

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Deaf person.
Deaf person who?
Sorry, can't hear you.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
The more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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