"Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his cl..." joke

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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