"Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his cl..." joke

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.