"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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evan horvath:boi your hairline goes farther back than jesus
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chris:i tied her boobs up
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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