"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do..." joke
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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Uknown:Your hair line so deep we can see what your thinking
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evan horvath:boi your hairline goes farther back than jesus
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chris:i tied her boobs up
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Kari Hudson02:yo hairline was so messed up when you got a new haircut it was Christmas for 2 weeks
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