"Chuck Norris" joke

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

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makiah:lame
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vfjyun:gfhftrju dti7ik
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crazy_driver_78:I saw this on a "Top ten reasons Chuck Norris is a bad ass" poster many years ago. Worst part about it is Chuck Norris sucks ass.
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Anonym:lol..........that funny
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Anonym:your jokes are allsome
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