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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Termite Destruction
Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the more...
I asked God for a bike
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for more...
Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
your mama so fat
your mama so fat when she walk out the door two boys siad hi,hi,hi it's
fat albert....lol