"Chinese Menu" joke

What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like. SUC MI PUGODA
CUNTONESE CUISINE
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
A LA CARTE DINNER COMBINATIONS $2. 69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand..............$9. 69 Fresh every 2. 7 days For those dining alone Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick............$6. 99 Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Too Soon..............$6. 99 Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast Suc Sum Tit 4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6. 99 Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf Yung Poon Tang 5. Sum Dum Chick............$4. 69 No take out orders You get what you pay for LUNCHEON SPECIALS 6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6. 69 Not available after 10: 00 PM Sum Yung Chick........$6. 99 7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6. 99 Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy Won Hung Lo...........$6. 99 8. Cho Kon It...............$9. 99 Not For The Light Throated Sum Dum Fuc...........$9. 69 9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6. 99 Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry Chu Sum Twat..........$16. 99 10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4. 99 Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights Suc Mi Pork...........$9. 69 11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8. 99 Chef's Special Chef's Special Fuc Yu Man............$6. 69 12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9. 69 Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special

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