"Blonde Dad" joke

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

81
29

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

8
5

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

10
3

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

223
98

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

227
100
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Starbright:omg xD
0
0
(1)
tallla:awsome...
0
0
(0)
RS:Ba dum tssh!
0
0
(0)
Meduh:Blonde#1: the guy thought that someone else had gotten her pregnant too cause there was two babies...
0
0
(0)
Blonde#1:I dont get it
0
0
(0)
Blonde#1:I dont get it
Funny Joke? 39 vote(s). 74% are positive. 7 comment(s).