"Ballooning" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.