"According to the latest surveys" joke
According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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