"A woman knows she's wearing the" joke

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said' Are you going to help?' I said' No, six should be enough.'

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.