"Viagra midget" joke

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Braxton:When u try to cut your hair u couldn't because it was so curly
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