"A little humility is arrogance." joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !