"A blond and a coke machine" joke
there was a blond and she walks up to a coke machine and puts in a doller a pushes a button and a coke comes out so she was doing that for a wile then this guy came up and said dont you think you have enough coke let go so she turned around and says cant you see i am winning here.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."