"A Man with a Porpoise" joke

The world's tallest man saved the life of a dolphin by sticking his hand down it's throat and cleaning debris from it's stomach. Normally the dolphin would have been seen by someone more experienced with the procedure, but Nicole Ritchie was unavailable.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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sabrina:waaaaaaaaaaaat that was a good one I love it
Funny Joke? 22 vote(s). 32% are positive. 1 comment(s).