Youth Jokes / Recent Jokes
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, Ill be doing great.""Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, heres five dollars.""Thanks," replied the youth, "Ill put this in my school fund.""What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. Afterriding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said,"Well, aren't you going to ask me?""Ask you what?"replied the trucker."If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth."Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."
Father and son were discussing the speech to the Nation made by the new Prime Minister, Mr. Narasimha Rao, highlighting, inter-alia, various economic problems facing the country. The father emphasised the importance of the role of the youth and told his son, "My son, our country has great faith in your generation. Just look at the size of the national debt we expect you to pay."
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Amanpreet's trailer house, Amanpreet asked, "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "This is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Preet. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying?" asked Preet.
The lad smiled and replied, "Applied psychology."
We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11 Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at least a minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9 Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work. I used to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other day. Nick Coleman, age 9 Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they like you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I asked her out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk. Bruce Wagner, age 13 A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age 14 When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, more...