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    MEAT -- Terry Bisson

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    Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief...

    ' They're made out of meat!'

    'Meat?'

    'Meat. They're made out of meat.'

    'Meat?'

    'There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat.'

    'That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars.'

    'They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines.'

    'So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact.'

    'They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.'

    'That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient more...

    : Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief...
    "They're made out of meat, Sir."
    "Meat?"
    "Meat. They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them
    aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
    "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."
    "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from
    machines."
    "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
    "They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
    "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These more...

    I submit the following. For all I know, it may have originated in
    rec.humor.funny, but I don't know. This was sent to me by a friend.
    Apparently it has an unknown author.
    [Note - Michael subsequently reported that the author is Terry Bisson, it
    originally appeared in OMNI Magazine, it was nominated for a Nebula,
    and it is reprinted here by permission of Mr. Bisson. My thanks
    to Michael and Terry - ed.]
    Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to
    the commander in chief...
    "They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "Meat. They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of
    the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way
    through. They're completely meat."
    "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the
    stars."
    "They use the radio more...

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