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Rules of Engagement For McCain and Obama.

1. Music in background must be from "West Side Story" the "Jet Song."

2. No Brass knuckles, guns, broken coke bottles or clubs with nails.

3. Switchblades are the weapon of choice, biting, scratching, clawing are allowed.

The winner gets all the Latino voters.

Not all were happy with the rules of engagement.

One prominent Latino Spokesperson said, "This is an outrage in this day and age, to classify Latinos in this category of "West Side Story", but on the other hand, the Latino spokesperson went on to say "This should be a good battle." However, I would prefer a good cockfight. Si!

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.
"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years."
Clinton laughs: "You can't prove any of it!"

As you know, in many areas of the country this week, voters approved referendums banning Same Sex marriages. Of course, our nation is one of many sub-cultures. Different areas have different values....

For instance, this past tuesday in San Francisco, voters aproved a referendum banning Opposite Sex Marriages.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Martinez, California:Gus Kramer faces an unusual challenge in his race for county assessor: His opponents would rather see a dead man elected.Kramer's only rival in the Contra Costa County race, Dan Hallissy, died of a heart attack April 10 - too late for anyone else to run.But Hallissy's name will remain on the ballot for the June 7 nonpartisan primary. And the incumbent assessor is working to get him elected.Voters should have "a chance to elect an honest, experienced person to this office," said assessor John Biasotti.A Hallissy victory would force a special election next March, open to any candidate.U.S. Representative Bill Baker, a Republican, also is backing the posthumous effort. His spokesman said voters should have a choice.Kramer, who briefly stopped campaigning to mark Hallissy's death, decried the effort as a "classical more...

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.
"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years."
Clinton laughs: "You can't prove any of it!"