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National polls show that support of black voters is split between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Being black and not voting for Obama is like winning the civil rights battle and then saying "I don't even like taking the bus."
or "I don't want to go to the lunch counter, let's order in."

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.

"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I`ve heard a lot about you in the past few years."

Clinton laughs: "You can`t prove any of it!"

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Martinez, California: Gus Kramer faces an unusual challenge in his race for county assessor: His opponents would rather see a dead man elected. Kramer's only rival in the Contra Costa County race, Dan Hallissy, died of a heart attack April 10 -- too late for anyone else to run. But Hallissy's name will remain on the ballot for the June 7 nonpartisan primary. And the incumbent assessor is working to get him elected. Voters should have "a chance to elect an honest, experienced person to this office," said assessor John Biasotti. A Hallissy victory would force a special election next March, open to any candidate. U. S. Representative Bill Baker, a Republican, also is backing the posthumous effort. His spokesman said voters should have a choice. Kramer, who briefly stopped campaigning to mark Hallissy's death, decried the effort as a more...

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