Vegans Jokes

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Dozens and dozens to go round selling raffle tickets so they can afford to buy the new one.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are all too busy on much more important projects, like organizing each other's lifts to the veggie restaurant meal.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to phone round and cancel the party they were going to have to celebrate the old one burning brightly for 50 years.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in, errrr, I dunno, testing software on mainframes or making farms for 3rd world potaters or something.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.