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Two Sea Monsters Were Swimming Around In The Ocean, Looking For Something To Do. They Came Up Underneath A Ship That Was Hauling Potatoes. Bob, The First Sea Monster, Swam Underneath The Ship, Tipped It Over And Ate Everything On The Ship.

A Little While Later, They Came Up To Another Ship, Again Hauling Potatoes. Bob Again Capsizes The Ship And Eats Everything Onboard.

The Third Ship They Found Was Also Hauling Potatoes And Bob Once Again Capsized It And Ate Everything.

Finally His Buddy Bill Asked Him, "Why Do You Keep Tipping Over Those Ships Full Of Potatoes And Eating Everything On Board?"

Bob Replied, "I Wish I Hadn't, But I Just Can't Help Myself Once I Start. Everyone Knows You Can't Eat Just One Potato Ship."

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?" "What?" She yells back. "A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams. "What?" "MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?" "Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"