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A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office.
“I want a toothpulled, “the man said. “We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff. ”
“You are a very brave man, ” remarked the dentist. “Which tooth is it? ”
“Show him your bad tooth, honey, ” said the man to his wife.

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh! !!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200! !!, replies the dentist.

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A. One molar solution.

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry, ” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way. ” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman, ” he said.
“Which tooth is it? ” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear. ”

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don`t want Novocain because I`m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we`ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You`re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.
The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"
The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life."
The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller." The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare."
The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a painkiller."
The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth."
The dentist then said, "Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?"
The man said, "Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods more...

One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life."The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller." The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare."The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a painkiller."The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth."The dentist then said, "Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?"The man said, "Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one snowy day. Walking more...