Tampon Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon? They're only good for one period and have no second string.

In efforts to keep with a great product line, we are now offering a new inexpensive Tampon. We know it won't be the best so our slogan will be as follows:

Our Tampons may not be #1 but, we're still up there!

Q. whats the difference between saddam hussein and a tampon?
A. a tampon is a string hanging from a cunt, and saddams is a cunt hanging from a string

what did one tampon say to the other tampon? nuthin they stuck up bitches

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.
Midnight comes along... no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!
Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."