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Blame storming - sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid sentence.
Cube farm - an office filled with cubicles.
Ego surfing - scanning the Net, databases, print media etc. looking for references to one's own name.
Prairie dogging - something loud happens in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
Idea hamsters - people who always seem to have their idea generators running.
Mouse potato - the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato.
Ohnosecond - that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just made a big mistake.
SITCOM - stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
Stress puppy - a person who thrives on being more...

Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, Ive really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

A 60 year old man went to his doctor for a check-up. "You're in great shape," the doctor told him. "There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you may live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. How old was your father when he died?"
"Did I say he was dead?" the patient asked.
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
"Well, he's 81 years old, still goes skiing a few times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer," the patient replied.
The doctor couldn't believe it! So he asked, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
"Did I say he was dead?" asked the patient.
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me that you're 60 years old, and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
"He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the more...

A festive holiday poem by Hugh Drumm & Vincent Ambrose

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,
While visions of Java danced in their dreams.
My wife on the sofa and me with a snack,
We just settled down at my rig (it's a Mac).

When out in the Web there arose such a clatter,
I jumped to the site to see what was the matter.
To a new page my Mac flew like a flash,
Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!!

I gasped at the thought and started to grouse,
Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
My Mac jumped to a page that wasn't quite clear.

When the image resolved, so bright and so more...

A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing 3 times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once more...

A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died? ”
The 60 year old responded, “Did I say he was dead? ”
The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he and is he very active? ”
The 60 year old responded, “Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing 3 times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer. ”
The doctor couldn’t believe it! So he said, “Well, how old was your grandfather when he died? ”
The 60 year old responded again, “Did I say he was dead? ”
The doctor was astonished. He said, “You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active? ”
The 60 year old said, “He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a more...

Barack Obama told reporters that he plans to go body surfing while in Hawaii. Meanwhile, John McCain told reporters that he plans to get out of the tub by himself.